A dried-helmet is when you have a wet dream or ejaculate, then semen dries in or over the urethra causing you to spray or miss direct a stream of piss.
I went to take a piss this morning but I had a dried-helmet, I had to clean that shit up before my girlfriend sat in it. Again
by Chase Lewis white January 26, 2014
Get the dried-helmetmug. When you cum straight up then let the jizz dry on tip of your meat stick (dick without skin) then once dry, peel off very fast just like when you were little and peeled dried glue off your hand.
by Ugin™ April 25, 2016
Get the dried gluestickmug. by yup<3 November 22, 2021
Get the Drimug. Generates gravity so strong it keeps the moon in orbit.
When he jumps the earth quakes at magnitude 9.
When he jumps the earth quakes at magnitude 9.
oh you're such a dries.
by anoniem78239 March 7, 2022
Get the driesmug. Ever feel parched, drained, broke, dry or thirsty? Well then, you maybe suffering from a sporadic case of the dries, or you may be one of the less fortunate and have a chronic case of the dries. Symptoms include; empty wallet, empty stomach, extreme thirst, severe nicotine cravings and a lack of good dope supply... If you are a broke motherfucker and can't get your fix or satisfy your hunger, quench your thirst or your dying for a smoke, then you probably are experiencing a bad case of the dries, dried out and dried up. Only known cure is a good come up that puts money in your pocket.
by Firechaser March 15, 2018
Get the The Driesmug. The most precious, prettiest, intelligent girl you will ever meet. She is independent in everything she does and always puts a smile on people's faces. Once you meet her she'll be irreplaceable
She is such a Dri-shan
by Bxbblcgxm September 11, 2022
Get the Dri-shanmug. If you know someone called Dries you're lucky. Dries' are strong, powerful, athletic and just amazing I general.
Dries is the best in everything!
by Draans November 26, 2021
Get the Driesmug.