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criss-cross dressing

When two people of opposite genders cross-dress simultaneously.
I was Peaches, and my girlfriend was Mario for Halloween--we were criss-cross dressing!
by Whytedykes November 12, 2009
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fish and chips with russian dressing

The classic fish and chips with russian dressing requires at least three people, one of which must be a woman on her period, and one of which must be a man. The man penetrates the bleeding woman (this would be the fish and chips) and upon orgasm completes the preparation of the russian dressing, i.e. semen mixed with menstrual blood. The third person simply laps everything up from below. While the gender of the third person is irrelevant, their presence is necessary because it's only an FnC with RD if someone is eating it.
Man: I heard Napoleon was all about the fish and chips with russian dressing.

Woman: Oh word?
by steven yard July 4, 2010
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Cranch Dressing

A blend of ranch and creamy italian dressings usually made, by unwitting yom-yoms usually working the front of the house at any food servicing establishment!
i don't think this ranch dressing tastes right!! You idiot that's cause it's Cranch Dressing!!!
by Dan Grzebien Jr October 5, 2005
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Nude man's own dressing

Ejaculate, preferably spread out over a large area. If diet is taken into consideration, you may get a variety of flavors, from pineapple to asparagus. Not necessarily linked to tossing salad, but that will probably result in dressing on the side.
By the time they finished, he was sore all over and her cherry tomatoes were covered in nude man's own dressing.
by svils March 5, 2008
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ranch dressing

1. a 22 year old guy would cannot find love so he decides to try and get with a 16 year old, while hanging out at a friends house a friend discovers ranch dressing all over the floor, and come to conclusion it was "ranch dressings" ranch dressing.
"Who spilt ranch dressing on my floor?"
"I think he got a little happy?!"
by braceface:) February 6, 2009
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asian dressing

When an asian girl has her period on your pubes, then she licks it off.
Keiths mom gave me some asian dressing, it was great
by Jimmy the best August 22, 2011
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