Dongle

1.In reference to being a killjoy or a silly idiot.

2.A penis.

1.
Friend: Ugh this makes me want to kill myself.
Brother: Dont be a dongle.

2.
Friend: I'm gonna go home and jerk the dongle.

by XxGirlyManxX November 13, 2018

Dongle

The little mouse thing in the middle of a keyboard.

I have a friend who plays Minecraft with a dongle.

by Dongle Expert October 29, 2018

dongle

(Psych): what Shawn Spencer thinks is slang for "penis"

Chief Vick: All we have is that the perpetrators took was Inspector Sloane's dongle.
Shawn: Oh my god!
Gus: It is not what you think.

by Fantasma_X January 3, 2019

Dongle

A person who leaches off people for certain things such as money or a place to stay.

Dave - "Can i borrow some cash for food"
Steve - "Dave ur such a f*cking dongle"

by KaerPsion June 4, 2018

Dongle Jizz

A USB "dongle" or port filled to the top with semen or male cum. It sometimes oozes out of the port.

Person 1: Yo dude! Yesterday I saw my brother with a dongle jizz.
Person 2: Really? I wouldn't dare cum into my PC, it would warp to a super machine.
Person 1: Yeah, maybe my brother even impregnated the PC, maybe later I'll have a Raspberry Pi mini PC!

by Mr.Waffle Jizz May 27, 2019

dongle copter

When you swing your dick around like a propeller from a helicopter. This has to be done with a large about of momentum and continuous force. It is said to be a good technique for attracting mates.

The homeless man on the street used the old dongle copter to assert his dominance over the civilians:

by Big daddy nignog June 8, 2019

Dongle

An accessory used for iPhone 7 and later which connects your traditional headphones to your iPhone 7 or later since they no longer have an audio jack.

“Hey bro, I forgot my dongle, can I use yours?”

by Vulgar Knight March 25, 2019