do me bad things

1. Sodomise me
2. a really crap rock band from the early '00s

line from a really distasteful RRP porn:
"mama, help me, nasty men do me bad things"

by Noxema-Tapioca March 7, 2009

do not @ me

Typically found on twitter, this is often used in joke constructions and other lighthearted comments to suggest that the speaker doesn't want to receive any feedback or refutation on their comment. Saying don't @ suggests that the speaker doesn't expect or want a back and forth.

Ex 1. The GSW are unwatchable now that Kevin Durant sold out for a ring, don't @ me.

Ex 2. Popcorn is better with unsalted butter, do not @ me.

by Norman Macdonald November 20, 2016

Sam says do me

when sam says do me, you find the nearest flat surface and grab sam. then you begin to have a macarena battle royale horazontaly. if you succeded in the battle, sam will booty drop in defeat run in shame. if sam won, expect her to zombie boy all over your effing face.

'sam says do me', 'angel says let's go'
'sam says do me', kayla runs in defeat.

by sami sed :] March 2, 2008

imma do me for a while.

Hoe language for saying she's done being a hoe for about a week or two.

Girl 1: imma do me for a while.
Girl 2: how long before you suck dick.

by real.niggas. 21 April 2, 2015

tie-kuan-do-me

Tie-kuan-do-me is a form of foreplay where the male preforms taekwondo moves in the air while shirtless. Making many "tough sounds". Tie-kuan-do-me is most effective when the male performer is small and frail. Grossly obese males can also use this move but please be sure not to strike your partner with the flying fat. It is the most commonly overlooked foreplay move in the male foreplay manual.

Jill- Amber how did your date go with Tim last night.
Amber- It was amazing
Jill- Why?
Amber- Well dinner was great he took me McDonald's then back to the hotel where he used the Tie-kuan-do-me foreplay method.

Jill- That always makes me wet.
Amber- Me too I just cant keep my panties one once the tie-kuan-do-me starts

by tie-kuan-do-me master April 29, 2012

Do Re-Me

The sound of Music.

Why certainly I would love another Do Re-Me.

by BeLovedPaint August 29, 2020

do you me

other way of saying i would sleep with you.

e.g - do you me, to a random person (cotts )

by Patty stokes October 29, 2007