I have a dishwasher-fetish
by Faggot, aka cdawg September 11, 2020

A sexual maneuver when a man is about to climax he cums on a taco stuffs it up the girls vagina and eats out the vagina to eat the taco
by Rifleman154 December 28, 2013

A person that places dishes, pots, pans, glasses etc., in the dishwasher in a manner that limits the placement of other things in the dishwasher.
1 st person: "Who put these dishes in the dishwasher? It's all screwed up."
2nd person: " I did."
1st person: " Dude, your such a dishwasher dick."
2nd person: " I did."
1st person: " Dude, your such a dishwasher dick."
by guzi April 10, 2011

Despite claims this phrase originated on "The Simpsons", it actually existed long before it was used in the show. The phrase is intended to portray the distortion of facts when passed from person to person.
Its use in "The Simpsons" was accurate; Bart starts a rumour by whispering to one person who whispers it to another, etc. By the time the rumour reaches the front of the crowd, the phrase "Purple monkey dishwasher" has been added to the end due to people mishearing the original rumour as it passed from person to person.
Due to the popularity of "The Simpsons", the phrase has since become a commonly used response to opinions stated based on hearsay and unconfirmed rumours.
Its use in "The Simpsons" was accurate; Bart starts a rumour by whispering to one person who whispers it to another, etc. By the time the rumour reaches the front of the crowd, the phrase "Purple monkey dishwasher" has been added to the end due to people mishearing the original rumour as it passed from person to person.
Due to the popularity of "The Simpsons", the phrase has since become a commonly used response to opinions stated based on hearsay and unconfirmed rumours.
Person A - "I heard from a friend of a friend that John cheated on Linda with Karen!"
Person B - "Purple monkey dishwasher."
Person B - "Purple monkey dishwasher."
by godofodd September 14, 2005

Quite a challenging XBL Arcade game. Although it is fairly decent, it is overpriced and the gameplay is very repetitive and unoriginal.
by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009

by spikes82 March 9, 2020

These are the things that come out of your ass and start washing dishes. Only a few people can actually get this technique to work
by Anonymous April 2, 2003
