dingleberries

dried up unwiped pieces of crap that cling to the hairs in between someone's ass cheeks.

Yo Rock you need to wash your ass so you can get rid of those dingleberries.

by vinman94 December 23, 2007

dingleberry

its when you shit and poop gets caught in your asshair and hardens.

a dingleberry can go unnoticed

by dbone January 5, 2006

dingleberry

One who always feels a need to tagalong often uninvited. One who follows somebody everywhere.

Jimbo's little brother is being a dingleberry and following me everywhere.

by DennisIsEvil December 28, 2005

dingleberry

A little ball of shit hanging from one's ass-hairs(Usually in bunches).

As Kathy licked my grundle, a dingleberry fell into her mouth.

by yaykob April 8, 2007

dingleberry

A dingleberry is the marriage of poo and toilet paper. That eventually entangle itself all up in your ass-pubes. Like a cacoon of particles that should have gone down with the rest.

You really don't know you are sporting a choice dingleberry unless, you are all up in your ass scratching, and damn near scream when you rip that nasty nest from your crack. It'll wake you up, and hopefully encourage a good shower to follow!

by Crittercratter December 28, 2005

dingleberry

n. Any lingering, unresolved issues from a conversation or argument

I just wanted to follow up with you on our conversation from yesterday because I felt like there was a dingleberry or two.

by dingledanglefinglefangle April 19, 2018

dingleberry

What grows on the rear ends of dogs in the winter.

"Damn it! I have to trim the dingleberries off the dog again!

by tradesman March 31, 2003