Fork lift dick truck

When you're sat down on the toilet with your willy tucked down, but it then gets big and lifts the seat with you on. That's a fork lift dick truck.

Oh no I sat down on the toilet with my willy tucked down, but it then got big and lifted the seat with me on. That was one major a fork lift dick truck!

by Bilko123 February 12, 2014

By the foreskin on my dick

A funnier and more extreme version of "By the skin of my teeth". Emphasizing a very close shave or a very narrow escape from danger.

"Phew, that was close. I literally survived that by the foreskin on my dick."

by ThDnMv June 14, 2023

forked dick

When a dick is like a snake tongue and forks at the base so you technically have two penises and can get two girls down on you at the same time

Me: Did you know John has a forked dick?

Gabby: Omg we can go down on him together!

by Claritan_d June 9, 2018

forever dick

Noun. A Dick you want to fuck for a lifetime

I finally found my forever dick, I don’t want another mans dick ever again.

by Loveless4ever March 26, 2020

Forest dick

A tree huger that tends to make it more then hugging by putting his dick in the tree and you get splinters

My Forest dick hurts from all those splinters

by Big dick madden April 15, 2020

fortnite dick

an insult that hurts someone’s feelings very bad

them: omg you suck so much fortnite dick
me:🥺

by pissonme September 26, 2021

Fortnite Dick Hold

You hold your dick whilst playing Fortnite.

My favorite activity is Fortnite Dick Holding.

by Bigdudesonme April 4, 2023