derrick ponton

mistake resulting from me pulling out too late in his mother. Tried to abort him but his mom couldn't afford the fee at the free clinic.

Derrick Ponton wants to fuck his hand all the time

by Derrick's dad September 6, 2004

Derrick Rose

Person Who Gets Injured Three Times In A Row

Dude! Your Such A Derrick Rose!

by 😲 April 3, 2015

derrick cheung

THE COOLEST PERSON IN THE WORLD kick ass

Derrick is kick ass!

by derrick August 2, 2004

Derrick Celestino

some WHACK wannabe gangster that wishes he was cooler than denette. =)

augh, look at Derrick Celestino.

by moronic December 22, 2004

Derrick Letemplier

Usually someone with a very small penis around 2-3 inch's. Most likely has red hair. You might think they're ugly af but be nice because there parents have dropped him a few times. Also probably will have the worst sled in yk. Usually Derricks have other siblings and there sister gives OTP's daily, possibly ready to rock the cock. So if you associate with this Derrick Letemplier be aware because they are all very gay and WILL suck yo ass when you're sleeping.

Be careful man that's a Derrick Letemplier

by homedawwwwg February 11, 2015

Derrick Cheng

definitely pimp status! ghetto fabulous (or not), super stealthy ninja, good at trumpet, really good at lacrosse/sports in general,

Girl1: "Wow that guy is such a Derrick Cheng!"
Girl2: "Yeah, he's a hottie"
Guy: "I wish I were him..."

by #1fan November 23, 2004

Derrick rose

A basketball player who is injured 99 percent of the time

I'm gonna pull a Derrick rose today at the basketball game

by Boss-of-00 April 21, 2015