Dee

a stupid, pointless urban joke that if you respond to it the person telling the joke will say "these nuts"

John: Yo, Tony! Dee was lookin' for you yesterday
Tony: Dee who?
John: These nuts!
Tony: That's Homo! why are his nuts lookin' for me?

by Peepingtam July 17, 2011

dee

so annoying ... perverted, fucked up, and no one likes him!

i hate dee!

by ??????????????????????????2j;u May 12, 2011

Dee

A dead bee

"look at that dee in the pool!"

by mattell April 28, 2010

Dee Dee Head

Derived from the word Dee Dee Dee; meaning stupid!

Melissa is a Dee Dee Head!

by ngkhatu April 20, 2008

Dee

Dude who jerksoff in front of large groups of people

dee is good

by Cop Madness March 23, 2011

Dee

Taken from Carlos Mencia's "Dee-Dee-Dee" catchphrase and song. A 'Dee' is a really, really stupid person.

"If you can't find the 'Dee', you must be the dee-dee-dee"

Person #1: Oh shit that chicken just laid an egg!
Person #2(sarcastically): o rly?!
Person #1: *confused*
Person #2: Youse a dumb ho. Can you find the dee?

by Trace Fossils December 02, 2006

dee-dee-deefense

The use of a mental disability to get off easy or cover your ass when things get hairy. Coined from Carlos Mencia's use of "dee dee dee" to refer to retarded people. Also known as the "tard defense" or "idiot immunity". The catch is you have to be smart enough to figure it out.

I'm able to be 10 minutes late for nearly all my classes because I can use my autism as a dee-dee-deefense. Works every time.

by Zeph. April 27, 2006