by Ole Dad 66 July 9, 2022

Noun;
Food in the fridge that no one is going to eat and has no purpose left other than to decorate the inside of the fridge
Food in the fridge that no one is going to eat and has no purpose left other than to decorate the inside of the fridge
by marklarthewelby July 5, 2022

Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!
by Santadude69 December 10, 2013

by eat balls 21 August 3, 2020

by letgoofmyeggobitch March 9, 2022

.1) Usually a decorative gourd is a useless items that get kicked around without reason.
.2) Someone who is so painfully, overly useless, that you don't have any other words to describe them. They are beyond lazy, and only groan in disagreement when you tell them to make themselves useful in any way, usually not doing anything afterwards.
.2) Someone who is so painfully, overly useless, that you don't have any other words to describe them. They are beyond lazy, and only groan in disagreement when you tell them to make themselves useful in any way, usually not doing anything afterwards.
Example 1
Person A: How long ago did you ask for that decoration they owe you?
Person B: At least a month...
Person A: God they are such a decorative gourd
Example 2
(The scene of a murder, questioning a witness)
Person A: Where did you last see the victim?
Person B: Uhhhh I dunno-
Person A, as they walk away: What a decorative gourd
Person A: How long ago did you ask for that decoration they owe you?
Person B: At least a month...
Person A: God they are such a decorative gourd
Example 2
(The scene of a murder, questioning a witness)
Person A: Where did you last see the victim?
Person B: Uhhhh I dunno-
Person A, as they walk away: What a decorative gourd
by Chaotic_Wyvern January 4, 2023

Lights and inflatables to show your love for Christmas during the holiday season. Mostly ruined by insane people putting their decorations up as soon as Halloween ends or sometimes even earlier.
by youngsavage69 November 25, 2018
