Decorated Like a Davis

Having a moustache of epic proportions

Steve you are "Decorated Like a Davis "

by VVS Laxman October 13, 2008

Ding dong double decor dingus

When someone goes on and on about their life problems that it’s so annoying and emotionally draining.

“I’m just a ding dong double decor dingus, aren’t I...” he said.

by Your gbf May 6, 2020

Decorating my Christmas Tree

A cheap excuse to use during the holiday season for not hanging out with friends.

Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!

by Santadude69 December 10, 2013

tree decoration

a racial slur against a black meaning that they can be hung on a tree

shut up you are a tree decoration!

by eat balls 21 August 3, 2020

decorative ribs

When you work in a toolshop, let’s say, in Oldcastle Ontario, and your toolmaker sees something he has no clue about what the function is, so he makes up such a wild idiotic assumption, it makes you question if he’s high, but he’s not, so you think he’s just retarded.

“These ribs cut into this core are so shallow, they must be decorative ribs…. “
“Dude, you’re retarded.”

by Allstar mold maker February 24, 2025

decoration delirium

A state by which a person has decorations of several holidays up at the same time.

Wife: "Did you see Bob put up his Christmas lights?"
Husband: "Yes I noticed that he also still has the Halloween Flag flying, poor guy- he must suffer from "decoration delirium!"

by what the .... November 25, 2011

Decorating

When I am getting raped in continuous games of chess and can't make it to my friends house.

I am unable to make it tonight we just finished decorating.

by Alopecia February 17, 2023