The term Business Decision is used to rationalize a seemingly irrational choice in the face of obvious or logical alternatives. Often, there appears to be no logic whatsoever in a "Business Decision" which is coincidently very often the case. The term Business Decision is frequently used by executives and managers at corporations to describe a poor decision while either saving face or avoiding laughing uncontrollably.
"We made a 'Business Decision' to use a service that is offered by a key business partner at ten times the price of an effective alternative from a different supplier."
by rock well August 8, 2012
Get the Business Decision mug.A churlish and irresponsible individual, when responding to any and all criticism with all the moral and logical authority of a 4-year-old; might also express some elements of claivoyance.
"I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I'm the decider, and I decide what is best."
by Friar Pablo May 1, 2006
Get the Decider mug.During birth, as the shape of the human child begins to take form, a duck bill also is formed. In about a week, the bill will drop off and either attach to the infant's waist, or it will journey inside the anal cavity. If the bill attaches to the waist, it becomes a penis. If it does not, the child remains a female. Some anomalies may occur, such as attaching to the nipple. This will cause a disease known as Retardednippleemia which is common if the woman who is pregnant has many sex partners. Another common defect that may occur is when two bills form and one bill tunnels up the anal cavity and the other one will attach to the waist. The male born will be homosexual. Another exception to this rule is when no duck bill forms which also causes the female to become homosexual. Science has recently proved this to be true.
Surprisingly, some doctors refuse to accept The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision, however Professor Rarington Rockwood has agreed with Galvis's theory for quite some time.
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Get the The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision mug.-To manipulate or hurt for personal gain. To crush one's spirit in order to feel joy in anothers misery. The act of complete selfishness at the expense of someone else.
Yo, that bitch was decivious!
Jane told Roy to pick her up at her house for their date at seven thirty. When Roy arrived at seven twenty Jane was with Ted and left to go on a date with Ted. Roy told his friends later that Jane was a decivious bitch!
Jane told Roy to pick her up at her house for their date at seven thirty. When Roy arrived at seven twenty Jane was with Ted and left to go on a date with Ted. Roy told his friends later that Jane was a decivious bitch!
by Andrewster05 February 13, 2008
Get the Decivious mug.Any poorly thought out decision made with little regard to future consequences, such as the ones often made as the result of the many 5-4 decisions passed down by the SCOTUS.
Can also be referred to in the truncated form "5-4."
Can also be referred to in the truncated form "5-4."
"Yeah, I slept with Jenna last night. ... Bareback..."
"Dude, that was a 5-4 decision right there."
"I drove home from the party after drinking heavily all night. I got home alive but that was a real 5-4."
"Dude, that was a 5-4 decision right there."
"I drove home from the party after drinking heavily all night. I got home alive but that was a real 5-4."
by MisterTik June 29, 2011
Get the 5-4 Decision mug.A decision made by one individual that is in the best interest of a company or corporation regardless of other members opinion.
Megan likes the word "residence" instead of "home". Regardless, Ben made the executive decision to use the word "home" in the best interest of the company.
by The Executive Definition Director September 1, 2008
Get the executive decision mug.Any choice made by an individual which results in shame, remorse, guilt, embarrassment, harassment, and other related feelings/consequences. These decisions tend to be hastily made and are usually pre-meditated, often with the understanding that negative feelings and ruined reputations are soon to follow. These poor life decisions (also often referred to as "PLD's") are elected for the sole purpose of self-gratification, attention, sexual pleasure, or to cure boredom. Often, these decisions involve sexual-based interactions with relative strangers and tend to result in morning-after stories of seemingly good ideas gone awry. Note: Alcoholic beverage consumption tends to increase the rate of PLD occurrences.
"Hey guys, I'm working on my 10th poor life decision for the month! I think I'm going to sleep with that a-hole who refuses to return my calls and makes me pay for cab rides over to his place everytime I offer a little late-night action."
"Last night I took home my ex's room-mate. Would you call that a poor life decision, or what?"
"Last night I took home my ex's room-mate. Would you call that a poor life decision, or what?"
by tararae March 2, 2008
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