Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain isn't immediate, giving them a delay in which they can enact their revenge before going into pain shock.

Kyle punched my nuts, but I was a dead man walking.

by Microweinerman September 10, 2023

Dead mans

A term used in New Jersey commonly used to swear upon someone’s dead relatives or friend.

“I put it on your dead mans that I’ll give you money.”

by Thelucky1ne November 10, 2022

Dead Man Tells No Tales

When a person is too high to communicate.

"Are you okay man?"
*looks over
".............."
"Dead man tells no tales."

by Frankster420 October 7, 2019

Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain is delayed, allowing him to enact his revenge before he keels over from pain shock.

Ex. Dead man walking.

Kyle balltagged me, but I was a dead man walking. So I got to blunt force castrate his ass before we both dropped.

by Microweinerman September 10, 2023

dead pan man

A dead pan man is as dead as tin. Dead meat as a pot on a stove. He never gets it and always forgets the details.

Dead pan man please understand you never follow the rules. Cause if you keep breaking them you won’t have a second chance!

by aromabinger June 10, 2024

Dead Man Bounce

When someone of significant importance fakes their own death and goes into protective custody so they can provide the evidence needed to take down “International Crime Rings.”

“JFKJr’s mission is an epic case of “ Dead Man Bounce.”

by Edge of Seventeen July 16, 2021

Dead Mans Stroke

The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.

I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off

by Whatdidyouexpectonthissite November 2, 2021