Little girl: Oh, hello. I'm lost and alone in the forest and ran away when my house burned down and everyone probably thinks I'm dead. Can you please help me?
Pedobear: YAY :DDD
ESTER: Last summer i made one big STUPIDDDD MISTAKE, i frikkin' smoked the blunt. I became a shouting gore head 2pac finder, winnie the pooh hyper shithead that stoled the honey. The days after the stupid drugs got 2 my cheeseburger and fries brain, i became a bad friend. I was one big stupid ass melting in the sun downer. So DDD.