Dave 

Dave is a guy with quad chins and most likely gay.

Don’t be a Dave.

Dave by Nabdjid October 17, 2018

Dave 

Dave is an absolute dumb ass that can't figure out anything. He is annoying and a horrible friend. He will do everything in his power to tick you off. 🖕For you Dave

He is also known as dumb shit

Fuck you Dave

Dave by UsernameUnknown13 November 9, 2018

dave 

To have a fantastic opportunity and then completely fuck it up like only Dave can

Oh man, Kira totally pulled a dave! He turned that opportunity for an epic success into an epic failure.

dave by itsnotatumor June 23, 2012

dave 

cunt

dave immediately

dave by one-hell-of-a-cult-leader May 27, 2020

Dave 

A way of greeting Thai transsexuals thus informing unsuspecting mates to the said Daves gender. Taken from BBC's Only Fools and Horses.

On seeing your friends chatting up a suspicious looking female approach the couple and open with the line 'Alright Dave?' Repeat till your drunken friend takes the hint or step back and enjoy.

Dave by Petesear May 22, 2009

Dave 

A gypsie old pedo who likes to feed off kiddie porn

"That guy is a fucking Dave."

Dave by nicklequarterpennydime October 15, 2011

Dave 

A word that can replace any other word in a scentence.

Hey i'm about to dave to the movies, would you like to dave?

Dave by Canada Dave May 2, 2013