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the darkness

sell-outs with a vocalist/guitarist that thinks he's all that. everyone says he's brilliant but if you want a real guitarist listen to John Petrucci or a proper musician you sad wannabe moshers have probably never even heard of.
To the Darkness : Who the fuck do you think you are? Rory Gallagher???
To the Darkness fans : What do you think Yngwie Malmsteen is? A breakfast cereal?
by Mel March 9, 2004
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The Darkness

A queen tribute band that happens to play their own songs.

Music listeners who are young and/or fans of shitty music (pop/mainstream hip-hop/most current mainstream rock) tend to believe that the band and its spandex wearing, innuendo loving, high vocal ranged frontman are crazy and original.
Sorry kids, but that concept was pioneered by the likes of Roger Daltrey and Robert Plant, and perfected by Freddie Mercury.
And the difference between those 3 and Justin Hawkins is that they all have world class voices... and he does not. Not to mention the lyrics they sang were much more deep and meaningful.

Oh yea, and all 3 of their bands (The Who, Led Zeppelin, and Queen, respectively) had bassists, drummers and guitarists far superior to those of this band.
Go listen to some real classic rock... none of this revival crap
by Josh Kwolek May 13, 2005
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dark

All of your daddies(and mothers) in one convenient, compact guild.
Oh shit! It's Dark! /forcerun3
by Tdawg April 25, 2005
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Dark

"hey its dark outside!"
"MY GRANDPA IS OUTSIDE???!!!!!"
by ilovemilfssssss October 5, 2021
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darkness

noun - a name of dear friend who visits often for discussion, especially within the sound of silence
Hello darkness , my old friend, I've come to talk with you again, because a vision softly creeping, left it's seeds while I was sleeping, and the vision that was planted in my brain stills remains within the sound of silence. - Simon & Garfunkel
by FearTheMattman June 2, 2018
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darke

annoying child who believes he is the center of the world with no respect to anybody else. he/she also has little man syndrome, and feels the need to bitch at everybody.
look at brad, he's being such a darke right now
by <3 June 23, 2003
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Dark

1) A person from Romania specializing in gay midget porn.

2) Typically a person of below average intelligence.
That person is as Dark as it gets.
by anonymous March 24, 2005
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