Mathew Danish

A dumb fat wetback with a small penis and big fat head, he can't even walk upright.

Whoah look at that thicc nigga Mathew Danish, he so retarded i could bust one on him and he wouldn't even know!

by Gambit820 October 21, 2019

Danish Switcheroo

A sex change

My monitor and the cable were both male, I had to buy a Female/female adapter and perform a danish switcheroo

by dbriz January 24, 2011

danish music

Great music to listen to if you don't want people to know what you're listening to.

Bob: What should I do ifI don't want people to know what I'm listening to?
Karin: Just listen to danish music.
Bob: Why?
Karin: Because americans don't seem to care about danish music.
Bob: Ok...

by Devil Kisses December 18, 2011

danish dipper

When you’re taking a shit and your dick dips in the water.

Bro 1: Bro I was taking cranky shit and done danish dippered myself!

Bro 2: Aw man I hate when that happens!

by TylerGrape January 26, 2023

danish poptart

You dump a load deep in a girl in her period. Then punch her in the uterus, while you hold a pastry under her vagina.

Man, I was hungry while banging my girl. So I grabbed a croissant and made a Danish Poptart

by lordpoptart February 2, 2016

Danish Discount

Half off if the hoe is in a good mood. Not to be confused with a French freebie.

I go to Fast Eddy's Whore House on the daily so i'm entitled to Danish Discounts....yeeeeeaaaaaaah buuuuuuddy!

by sexmesideways October 3, 2011

danish elephant

When you use cream cheese as lube for anal sex. Preferably strawberry for the asthetic of the color, but original will work ok in a pinch.

I had the best danish elephant in the Panera's men's room the other morning.

by DanishTrunk October 26, 2019