piffy doink

A BIG ass blunt. Usually rolled in a flour tortilla.

Jeff: Hey bro, just rolled a real piffy doink
Dave: Damn, let me hit that shit

by Florbenschtein May 19, 2018

doinks in the amish

Big doinks in the Amish: smoking fat blunts/joints of weed in Amish territory

Big ole doinks in the Amish ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by DannyDoinko October 17, 2017

Double Doink

When you obtain two fat-ass doinks during a sesh, and proceed to hit both at the same time.

While sitting in the rotation Jared was breaking the puff puff pass rule. Upon finally passing the blunt, he double doinked Dalton who wasn’t expecting Jared to finally pass. Dalton then preceded to enjoy the double doink while conducting a dope dragon exhale.

by SMTX May 21, 2018

Doink A Gloog

The absolute dumbest way to say smoking weed.

Hey bro you wanna go doink a Gloog in my camry

by GloogDoinker420 May 11, 2022

Double Doink

When you miss a field goal by hitting the upright and then the crossbar.

Coined by NBC commentator Chris Collingsworth during 2019 wildcard playoff between Eagles and Bears.

C. Parkey (CHI) is the captain of double doink’s.

by CocoRip42 January 6, 2019

Hoinky doink

When a situation becomes out if control and not going smoothly. A more polite term to use in place of "cluster f__k".

We all got separated at the concert. Trying to find each other was a real hoinky doink.

This project is over budget, past due and filled with mistakes. It's becoming a total hoinky doink.

A flat tire, and running out of gas. Missed my flight. What a hoinky doink.

by Ssm0908 August 26, 2013

Put a Doink

The phrase a hetrosexual man will use to another man when stating interest in a female ladyfriend out in a public place.

You see that girl Ferguson?

Oh yeah Walter, i'd put a doink on that.

by Jsonnnnnnnnnnnn January 4, 2009