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Throat Lotion Dispenser

A femal or in some cases a male who who loves giving fellatio and ingesting seminal fluid on a constant.
Man, all this jacking off and using spankerchefs is getting old... I need to hook up with a good THROAT LOTION DISPENSER. "... or ... " MY Wife, a TROOPER?! No no NO, The way she throats a cock and sucks it with such ferocity, she is a true, bonified THROAT LOTION DISPENSER!!!
by Mr. KSZ March 20, 2011
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Pez dispenser

Oh man, did you that old pez dispenser Bob…. it’s doesn’t disown se sh*t man…. I’m telling you…
by pezdispesor September 24, 2022
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Dispenser

1). TF2 Building that can only be built as Engineer (so are Sentry and Teleporters)
2). A FNF song in the Vs Mann Co. Mod, which hits pretty hard (includes Heavy, Scout, Engineer and Soldier)
3). Excluding TF2, a Dispenser basically just gives shit
Red Heavy: There's no Medic, P O O T I S DISPENSER HERE
Red Engineer: Dispenser going up!
by WhatsItTooYa95 January 20, 2023
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Meth Pez-Dispenser

A Psychiatrist.
Named after their tendency to give out what is essentially meth (see: Adderall)
psychiatrist: *gives perscription for adderall*
unmedicated schizo™: fuck off you fucking meth pez-dispenser >:(
by apocalypse rising super fan #1 December 2, 2023
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Dispensable

To describe a bitch that SHALL BE CHUCKED OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW AFTER SEX others do not have concern for this type of person due to their obsessiveness, sluttiness, annoyances and lack of standards. Also describes someone unable to apply Chapstick..
"Do you know that girl Kelsey..?She's fucking dispensable. Only good for hooking up and fucking then after that it's bye bye!

"Did you hook up with that girl last night?" "Come on dude shes fucking dispensable. Every time I see her shes always all over another dude in the same night, no ones cares for a slut like that."
by Cedahhhh January 23, 2014
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Pez dispenser

When you fill your over elongated foreskin with poop chunks, and pop them into a bitches mouth as she's giving your dong a hummer.
This bitch went to give me a blow job, but to her surprise, I had poop chunks hidden in my five inches of flappy foreskin, and popped them into her mouth like a pez dispenser. Then I stuck my asshole over her mouth so she couldn't spit them out, blasted a nasty huge fart, and made her eat those niggas
by Vinegar Butt Sex January 25, 2024
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Beat My Dispenser

Its when a girl masturbates

For men its beat my meat. but now for women its beat my dispenser because of when they squirt its like a soda dispenser.
crush:hey im gonna beat my dispenser later wanna watch
me:sure
crush:im sorry that was not meant for you
by i wanna fuck mss December 5, 2017
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