Deez nutz

A joke that youngsters use nowadays

They add deez nutz to any sentence that sounds cursed with deez nutz

Typically used with fit ~ in your jaws

Or
Y/n deez nutz ( putting deez nutz across your face)

Michael : i love ganyu
John : whos ganyu
Michael : ganyu fit deez nutz in yo jaws lmao

by 🦆 yo November 29, 2022

Deez nutz

A term coined by the meme in which a man says "Deez nutz, godee" which means a man's genitals in a joking way used to sarcastically answer a question or joke.

1. First guy: Where is China?

Second guy: in Deez nutz.

2.First guy: Do you know where Sarah is?
Second guy: I think she got lost in Deez nutz.

by Dmeister410 November 7, 2017

deez nutz

a combination of 2 words to add to a joke and or insult

joey: "yo bro have you seen that new rydon mod in blade and sorcery"

jim: "what?"

joey: "rydon deez nutz lol"

jim: "shit"

by THEREALCOOLDOG January 14, 2022

deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious

what your mom gives me every time i visit you

"i pulled up to da crib
she gimme that deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious till i goofed"
"charles, did you take your schizophrenia medication?"
"what?"

by wade_w_wilson August 13, 2024

deez nutz

response to people’s dumb ass questions/comments suggestive towards your nuts

tom: hey tamera ur gay
tamera: deez nutz

by 420690 October 14, 2019

Deez Nutz

You see, "deez nutz" are from a vine that gets really old really fast. It's easy to tell the person using it is either A) 10 years old or B) just found out about the vine and doesn't want to feel left out regardless of realizing that it's over 6 years old now. "these nuts" is a much more sophisticated and usable joke and isn't downright childish. You can have so much more fun with it, and actually make it enjoyable for listeners

Little Timmy: hehe DEEZ NUTZ ehhehehehehehe
Nacho Libre: Go fucking kill yourself

by nebula49dev March 26, 2021

Deez nutz

They are pretty small they stink and they need to stap idk WHAT MADE YOU WANNA SEARCH THIS

Deez nutz

by I’m dumb sorry April 16, 2020