A mythical programming language, similar to C++, where you describe in a text file how you want someone to die, usually in a gruesome way, and the compiler 3D renders a video file of the death complete with blood and guts. A game which I wish they would make but the do-gooders won't allow it because they think it will make kids go on killing sprees.
--sample Death++ code:--
/* mayandrink.dpp Mayan Sacrifice */
#include <athame.h>
#include <goblet.h>
create(victim1);
Standup(victim1);
SlitThroat(victim1,athame1,1,1){
while throat(victim1) not bleeding{
waitVblankStart()/* wait for blood to start oozing out */
}
}
while throat(victim1) bleeding and goblet not full{
goblet.place(underthroat) /*catch the blood in the goblet */
}
/* the grand finale! drinking the human blood! */
goblet.drink(self,GOBLET_CAPACITY);
end();
--sample Death++ code:--
/* mayandrink.dpp Mayan Sacrifice */
#include <athame.h>
#include <goblet.h>
create(victim1);
Standup(victim1);
SlitThroat(victim1,athame1,1,1){
while throat(victim1) not bleeding{
waitVblankStart()/* wait for blood to start oozing out */
}
}
while throat(victim1) bleeding and goblet not full{
goblet.place(underthroat) /*catch the blood in the goblet */
}
/* the grand finale! drinking the human blood! */
goblet.drink(self,GOBLET_CAPACITY);
end();
Lamer1: "I'm bored, lets play the game Dance Dance Revolution:Skyclad Forest Edition!"
Man1: "Naw, let's make a Mayan Sacrifice Ritual video in Death++!"
Man1: "Naw, let's make a Mayan Sacrifice Ritual video in Death++!"
by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 24, 2007
Get the Death++mug. 1. The end of the world as you know it.
2. A universal experience that occurs in all known life forms.
3, The most persistent mystery of all time.
4. The ultimate excuse for missing work.
5. Inevitable; the best reason to party excessively.
6. The point at which life delivers its punchline.
2. A universal experience that occurs in all known life forms.
3, The most persistent mystery of all time.
4. The ultimate excuse for missing work.
5. Inevitable; the best reason to party excessively.
6. The point at which life delivers its punchline.
by Chicocat April 1, 2010
Get the deathmug. The inevitable
"The only reason we die is because we accept it as an inevitablility"-Stewie Griffin
"Life is a one-way course to death; though you may die on you way to it"- ΑρΚάς
"The question is not if there is life after death, but if there is life before it"-Me
"Life is a one-way course to death; though you may die on you way to it"- ΑρΚάς
"The question is not if there is life after death, but if there is life before it"-Me
by Kotopoulo July 9, 2011
Get the Deathmug. 1:A boy fell while climbing a tree and broke his neck, then the boy died.
2: An imortal girl watched her mom die as her father stabbed her repeatedly in the neck and later that year her love broke up with her and never spoke to her again the next year the rest of her family died on an airplane and later that year her friend got addicted to meth and died and her new boyfriend raped her for the second time and then went to jail and next year she became anorexic while living with a strange woman and then when she was 15 she got addicted to drugs......so from the day her parents died she wouldnt talk....from the day her bf left her she couldnt cry anymore...from the day her family died she wouldnt sleep....from the day her friend died she wouldnt smile...from the day she got raped she wouldnt go outside....and from the day she lived with the strange woman she wouldnt eat...and from the day SHE decided to do drugs...she lost her soul...
death
2: An imortal girl watched her mom die as her father stabbed her repeatedly in the neck and later that year her love broke up with her and never spoke to her again the next year the rest of her family died on an airplane and later that year her friend got addicted to meth and died and her new boyfriend raped her for the second time and then went to jail and next year she became anorexic while living with a strange woman and then when she was 15 she got addicted to drugs......so from the day her parents died she wouldnt talk....from the day her bf left her she couldnt cry anymore...from the day her family died she wouldnt sleep....from the day her friend died she wouldnt smile...from the day she got raped she wouldnt go outside....and from the day she lived with the strange woman she wouldnt eat...and from the day SHE decided to do drugs...she lost her soul...
death
by icantcryanymore644335 August 6, 2009
Get the Deathmug. Deathed is a great word, its used when some one makes a joke about death and other people start saying deathed and deathedededededededed
oh my GOD he got stabbed so much, i think he died
other person: no he deathed, get it?? :D
the first person: ...
other person: no he deathed, get it?? :D
the first person: ...
by wating@wat.wat July 27, 2017
Get the deathedmug. Will not call, e-mail, mail or do anything to tell you it is coming (unless you're on death row or something like that). The reason why we need to live our life to the fullest. It will not solve all your problems, but it will definitely end them all regardless of what you did.
Stranger: you know that thing's gonna kill you.
Me : yea
Stranger: then why do it?
Me : do you know when you will die?
Stranger: no
Me : there you go. death will come knocking on your door when your time comes. for the time being, enjoy life!!
Me : yea
Stranger: then why do it?
Me : do you know when you will die?
Stranger: no
Me : there you go. death will come knocking on your door when your time comes. for the time being, enjoy life!!
by DeKoNa June 11, 2007
Get the Deathmug. are you feel afraid from death?
sure not,cause i am sure that i will never die,my soul will never die!
what you mean??
i mean that i am going to a more better life than this!
sure not,cause i am sure that i will never die,my soul will never die!
what you mean??
i mean that i am going to a more better life than this!
by zedo August 13, 2006
Get the deathmug.