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I ate a Royal with Cheese last night and went to the school dance and committed a shart and dart when I was dancing with Tiffany.
by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 27, 2011
Get the shart and dart mug.A person who spends time drinking heavy amounts of vodka and tries to convince you they know what they're talking about.
DRUNK: "I'm a zombie and I will punch you in the butt with my middle finger and it'll bleed"
SANEONE: "Uhm, you don't know what you're talking about"
DRUNK: "YES I DO, STOP TELLING ME THAT I EVOLVED FROM A PIECE OF CRAP FROM A TOILET!"
SANEONE: "You're such a Chrome dart"
SANEONE: "Uhm, you don't know what you're talking about"
DRUNK: "YES I DO, STOP TELLING ME THAT I EVOLVED FROM A PIECE OF CRAP FROM A TOILET!"
SANEONE: "You're such a Chrome dart"
by Zafire June 21, 2004
Get the Chrome Dart mug.A Cheese Dart occurs when flecks of cheese and pasta are discharged from a penis after sodomizing a cellmate who ate a bowl of macaroni the previous day.
"Hey Tony...I'm gonna spray your back wit cheese darts tomorrow if you eat that cheesy macaroni today!"
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Get the Cheese Dart mug.by Ryan J Wheeler May 30, 2008
Get the Poop dart mug.Military field grade officers have decorations on the brims of their dress hats. All other services routinely have oak leaves in gold or silver. The U.S. Air Force has clouds and lightning bolts on the brims of their hats. They are referred to as "farts (clouds) and darts (lightning bolts)".
by Former Air Force Puke April 17, 2011
Get the Farts and Darts mug.When someone's really pissed at you, but they only show it through the glare in their eyes. Then they're throwing fuck darts.
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