by Mdhush May 12, 2023

Bill went to sit down and abruptly jumped up screaming.
Tom: What's wrong?
Bill: I just sat on my bean cushion bro!
Tom: What's wrong?
Bill: I just sat on my bean cushion bro!
by the madbanana September 24, 2010

by mrs.12 May 13, 2017

Cushion-squishin is the act of filling a latex glove with pudding (flavor of your choice) and then wedging it between two couch cushions and fucking it for all it's worth.
by Docktastic December 10, 2010

by Decani July 4, 2017

A vagina that is surrounded by a lot of ass, which therefore gives the penatrator a lot cushion when thrusting.
by The Wise Guy 666 December 26, 2015

To flatulate while sitting down and conceal the sound and smell into which you are seated. Typically a sofa, or seat in the car. Preferably a soft cushion.
by Mr Trip1et July 11, 2014
