Hot Curd

A glass bottom boat augmented with a chilled quart of cottage cheese.

Janice wasn't impressed with my attempt at a glass bottom boat - so I upped the ante with a steaming Hot Curd.

by Narpets September 07, 2015

curde

curse, as in "curse you", stems from a typo of curse.

Curde you.

by it wath ich August 26, 2020

sucking the curd

to suck a cheese curd

"Woah, Mark! You're really sucking the curd here!"
"I know- can't get enough of this curd, bro! Dairy queen has the best!"

by overcoat July 07, 2020

straight cheese curding

when something is highly valuable or another phrase for bussin

this bank is straight cheese curding.
the food is straight cheese curding

by heeshuger June 21, 2021

Curd Packer

Step 1: Prepare a beer cheese mixture. Get out your fondue pot and melt that cheese.

Step 2: Pour a Brew into the cheese

Step 3: Pour mixture onto your weiner and allow cheese to harden.

Step 4: Use the cheese jimmy to have safe sex.

Go pack go!

Ohh ya know last night I gave the misses the old curd packer.

by P-Didy juicy krisp February 09, 2019

biff curd

vaginal secretions, something you fancy eating after a night litening to minimal techno

" i want some biff curd on toast"
"geez a swallae of yer biff curd"

by shlurp12345 October 28, 2008

dirty cheese curd

A total let down. You know when you get the cheese curds at the carnival and you drop one…you don’t want to eat the dirty cheese curd. A dirty cheese curd is a disappointment.

Person 1 “Hey how was your date last night?”
Person 2 “She wouldn’t put out; she was a real dirty cheese curd.”

by Davey Fakename August 17, 2023