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Curb Job 

I am sure it existed before the song but on the album "The Incredible Shrinking Dickies" in 1979 there is a song called "Curb Job" as far as I remeber it was always a skinhead thing where a person bites the curb and has the back of there head stomped- and would be shown in the film American History X many many years later
"Curb Job"

Gimme a bone
I gotta get away
You better gimme a bone
There'e no way I'm gonna feed your face

Aaaoh
I'm gonna give you a curb job
Aaaoh
I'm gonna break your face
Aaaoh
I'm gonna give you a curb job
Aaaoh
I'm gonna break your face

Gimme a bone
I don't have one today
Gimme a bone
There's no way I'm gonna play your game
Curb Job by Todd R. Emmerson July 10, 2005
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Curb Squirrel 

Skateboard enthusiasts that often skate around parking lots and sidewalks. Called ‘squirrels’ because of their habits of running out in front of cars, much like their rodent counterparts do.
"Damn curb squirrel skated out in front of me again!"

"Ehh, Just hit 'em…"
Curb Squirrel by Neko! May 19, 2005
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curb your enthusiasm 

One of the best shows on TV, and the funniest show ever created, technically a sitcom, but the show does not feature a laugh track, which makes it 4000 times funnier, and doesn't stall the show, as most laugh tracks do. Contains a visual style that takes some getting used to, but once you do it will look normal. The humor is side-splittingly hilarious and will remain so even after multiple viewings.

Fun Fact: David originally wanted to call the show "Soup's too distracting" after being asked "Soup or Salad" at a restaurant and proclaiming to the waitress "Soup's too distracting"
curb your enthusiasm is funnier then anything anyone has ever created, this includes seinfeld.
A Sexual act in which a female sits in the street (or sometimes gutter) while performing fellatio on a male, who is situated on the curb. Hence the name "curb head". This shit is for no one other than the dirtiest of the dirty.

If you are familiar with the exquisite art of road head (the cousin of curb head) you may care to explore the world of curb head.

The term "curb head" was originally created by Emanuel and Terese. So please, don't be jocking our shit.
"Yo sugar, can I holla at some curb head?"
curb head by Emanuel February 24, 2005

Curb Brew 

Drinking brews in the curb, at 7 eleven, liquor stores, or at any convenience stores.
Bobby:Wanna drink tonight
Stack:Sure
Bobby:What are you thinking?
Stack:curb brews
Curb Brew by Stead9 June 7, 2011

Curb Critter

Curb Critter is usally a meber of the Gutter rat family. They live in mommas basement, Wack off to much. Have no life education nor income. They live off the crumbs of the poor. And lie endlessly. If you see a Curb Critter squash it it carrys all the dangers of bad hygine. If they breed kill the off spring they are all interbreed.
Curb Critters are rat like critters but very filthy!
Curb Critter by Ruthless one July 28, 2011

curb the bitch 

A phrase that will be spoken to a person/group of people if thier friend/partner/spouse is talking/causing shit. This is the equivelant to a final chance or final warning before the person/group of people will retaliate with as much or more shit. This could also lead to violence.

This is normally directed towards women

Also can be curb your bitchcurb that bitch
Curb the bitch before she gets hurt