Cracking an Egg

Just before orgasm, a man slaps his dick on his partner, then cums on that spot. the partner should get the feel that he cracked an egg on them.

Last night, i was Cracking an Egg on his/her face.

by I am... Steel Man? April 13, 2011

Cracking the Nut

When someone is sick before reaching the toilets after being made to drink something hideous.

Person 1: "Did you see Jack drink that hideous pint?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he got up to run but was cracking the nut all the way to the toilets!"

by Fletch743 January 2, 2012

Cracking open a cold one

Necrofilia

She was was so drunk I felt like I was cracking open a cold one.

by malparit September 1, 2009

cralacking

Has a meaning similar to brilliant/sick/bangin/mental


"Christmas Cralacking"

Eyyy, that party was cralacking!

by G___ October 24, 2008

cracking clocks

The act of making love robustly; " Well, I don't know- let's just say they wuz cracking clocks in there."

" Well, I don't know- let's just say they wuz cracking clocks in there."

by Pete Pigbristles June 28, 2014

crywhacking

Masturbating while you are crying.

My girl left me. Been crywhacking all day.

by Bittewow May 20, 2017

Cracking My Ass Off

Cracking My Ass Off is a merger or Cracking My Self up and Laughing My Ass Off

Sometimes I am so damn funny I am Cracking My Ass Off!!

by Big Hook Em March 3, 2018