I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?
I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023
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I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023
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I had a date with the human crotch rocket last night!
How was it? I know she’s very aggressive!
Like riding a ninja in the rain!
You have fun though?
Omg yes!!
How was it? I know she’s very aggressive!
Like riding a ninja in the rain!
You have fun though?
Omg yes!!
by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023
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As he stepped into the party with an awkward swagger, it became evident that his confidence was fueled by a crotch rocket snugly nestled in his pants, ready to unleash its liquid courage upon the unsuspecting crowd.
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