jacob crossley

ceo of EOOOWWWWE snapchat groupchat. loves a night out in pryzm leeds but beware if he drinks too much he falls asleep stood up on dance floors and starts on emo girls. partial to a nandos. can catch him managing costa throwing beef ragu at staff and winding up regular customers tracy and emma.

that jacob crossleyis taking forever with my burnt toast frostino and mouldy toast on the side.

by nours big batty April 5, 2022

Jack Crowley

Fucking mastermind

"finabache sequence " - Jack Crowley in Mr Robertsons class

by Heisenberg_Fan1994 December 13, 2022

Cian crowley

A bubble butt that cause those 30” inch jeans to be pushed to the max

Ah you, those are Cian crowley pants

by Bilbobilbo March 24, 2023

Sgt. Crowley

noun. a pint of blue moon beer with an orange. Named after the beer of choice by Boston's Sgt. Crowley at the Obama's Beer Summit in the White House Rose Garden.

Nothing beats a cool glass of Sgt. Crowley on a warm summer's day!

by the bro show August 3, 2009