Christine Taylor

The hotty who played Martia in 'A Very Brady Sequel'. She was so incredibly hot in that movie. That scene of her getting out of the pool and the camera zooming in on her ass made me wanna toss.

She's also married to Ben Stiller, and has two kids with him. Lucky dog ..

'Christine Taylor is really hot.' I would let her crap on me, just to see where it came from.'

by Aaron SWFL November 3, 2005

cristinel

Is the romanian guy with the 9 inch dick, smart and good looking. He can steal and fuck your girl in a second.

Run, CRISTINEL is coming!
That sex machine is coming!

by Sejdejjs1347473 October 12, 2017

Cristina’d

Being ignored or made felt invisible for long periods of time

“She fully cristina’d me! Like if I wasn’t even there”

by 47Pepperonis October 24, 2018

Pulling a Cristina

The inevitable and recurring pattern of a female guest falling into a deep, sleep induced coma on the couch of her male host. Much to the males frustration and chagrin, this can occur unexpectedly in a number of situations. The guest could for instance choose to pull a Cristina in the middle of a kiss or more traditionally in the midst of a girly sitcom marathon.

Guy 1: Hey how did things go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: I just don't get it man.. Things seemed to be going great then out of nowhere she started pulling a Cristina

by Handocalrizian May 28, 2015

Hailey McFreakin Christine Smith

One of a kind. The best person you could ever meet. So full of life and joy, with a smile that could melt even the crustiest of hearts. Wise beyond her years and an infinite source of laughter.

Man, Hailey McFreakin Christine Smith sure is incredible. Whoever gets to be her side hoe is incredibly blessed.

by brenny_wenny24 April 20, 2019

christine

a name that is given to a girl (sometimes boy) at birth

my daughters name is christine

by anywit July 23, 2006

Cristina

One of the most loyal beautiful girls you will ever meet in your whole entire life. She is as bright as the sun itself and is always thinking of her peers and making sure that she is always there to support them. She puts others before herself and tries her best to make sure that their significant other or friend is having the best most wonderful day, Cristinas is very caring so never takes advantage of them. They are very loyal and trustworthy and they will put all their trust in you expecting you to never take advantage of the trust. They are very affectionate people and love any sign of affection. They truly let out the real side of a person and not an image that they might show. Cristina is wonderful and makes you so happy. Cristina might be insecure about themselves so always reassure them and flood them with compliments Cristinas are truly awesome.

Cristina is the best

by anonymous April 3, 2022