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Phrase used to describe unbelievable moments of shock, frustration, anger, or confusion. Particularly used by Kyla during college bowl games to describe upsets!
When Alabama lost every hope of winning the sugar bowl Kyla yelled "Holy fucking balls shit covered in cheese sauce".
by skinner January 3, 2014
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covered wagon

A practice in prison when prisoners arrange the three-high bunk beds in a rough square and drape them with blankets to block off the view of the guards. It is in the middle of this that a gang rape can continue for an astonishing amount of time. Guys beaten and dragged into the covered wagon are set upon by dozens of men. They have all their teeth knocked out, they are forced to perform fellatio for hours and hours while being savagely anal raped until their assholes literally gush blood.
An overcrowded room like this quickly becomes host to what is known as the covered wagon. Avoid them at all costs.
by Stanley Klein May 20, 2008
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Covered Wagon

A type of wedgie. Wrestle your buddy to the ground face down and grab his underwear and give a swift tug to obtain satisfying wedgie. Once you have achieved this you must figure out how to keep him pinned to the floor while grabbing his feet and bending the legs back to where you can easily slip the exposed portion of his underwear over his shoes. This will create the "covered wagon" effect. His feet will be stuck in the brim of his underwear and the more he struggles the deeper the wedgie proceeds. Then stand back and enjoy the squirming for release/relief.

2 people may assist in giving someone a covered wagon.
"did you see that covered wagon Johnny got last night? that looked like it hurt!"
by palmonnistykinchbebowes November 22, 2011
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Sap Covered Pink Sock

A modified pink sock in which the perpitrator puts sap or resin from a tree on his or her penis and then proceeds to put aforementioned penis into the "sockee's" butthole and pulls out, resulting in said "sap covered pink sock".
"No matter how many times I put my penis in his ass, and no matter what I cover it in, it still wont Pink sock."

"Have you tried pine tar, its great as long as he does not mind a Sap Covered Pink Sock."
by James The Pain Hoban September 28, 2008
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chocolate covered cherries

when your fucking your girlfriend while shes on her back, causing your balls to smack against her ass turning them red, you then allow her to relieve herself upon your balls and make her lick it off, giving the effect of chocolate covered cherries
baby you want some chocolate covered cherries, eat these
by gingerbeast December 26, 2009
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covered wagon party

In a prison cell, prisoners arrange three-high bunk beds in a rough square and drape them with blankets to block off the view of the guards. In the middle of this a gang rape can continue for an extended amount of time.
The three teens convicted in the beating and robbery of a 98-year-old woman deserve nothing less than a covered wagon party.
by xut August 6, 2008
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coveted

yearn to possess or have (something).
The president coveted some time for fishing and hunting
by [EU] Assassin February 7, 2017
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