Cross Country

The most confusing sport in the whole world. You run four miles thinking you are going to die and hate every second of it, then as soon as you finish and catch your breath you think, 'Damn that was fun! Can't wait till next week's race!'

You are Cross Country's bitch.
I am Cross Country's bitch.
We are all Cross Country's bitch.

by A Cross Country Person April 8, 2008

cross-breeze

a breeze that occurs when two windows are across from one another, creating a flow of cool air, for one's pleasure and comfort.

Rachel, you want me to open the window so there is a cross-breeze?

That cross-breeze feels delicious.

by joey d's bathroom May 29, 2009

cross country

Best sport ever, probably the only sport worth participating in because the players and coaches aren't redneck douche bags.

Also gives you a lot of stamina. XC guy + XC girl = hot sex

I like running because I can do it on my own terms and at my own pace. Much better than having some fat 50 year-old redneck son-of-a-bitch football coach yelling at me to go long or pass the ball.

by bryan18 September 5, 2005

north cross school

a school which has the most pussy and cringey private kids
who challenge people to
locker box instead of fight because they are pussy. the school has a very nice athletic center but still seems to suck ass at most sports.... the school is built off of the honor code but everyone there cheats, does drugs, or is pussy asf.

“bro have u seen those north cross school kids?”
“yeah they pussy ash”
“why bro?”
“the kid challenged me to a locker box but didn’t even show up!”

by mr. dicknballs October 22, 2019

crossing the mound

When a guy is about to hook up with a girl but is too much of a bitch to actually kiss her so instead he skips to tenderly and awkwardly massaging her boob whilst pretending nothing is happening and more often than he pretends that his attention is elsewhere by looking off into the distance.

Crossing the mound comes from the proverbial baseball field of sexual progression, in this case the guy runs straight from the batters box to second base thus running over the pitchers mound on the way. (Hence crossing the mound)

Laura: "Hey Jessie I heard that Steve was crossing the mound with you last night."

Jessie: "Yeah he's got no balls, I had to kiss him first."

by JkJ121 July 24, 2009

St. Andrew's Cross

A cross in the form of an "x" (i.e. the flag of Scotland) used in bondage situations. The subject is attached spread-eagled to the cross, and subsequently tortured.

"While I was up on the cross, my master's put nipple clamps on me and had random passers-by tickle me constantly. It was hott."

by Jehovah in leather chaps August 15, 2005

Cross Country

Cross Country is a hardcore sport but to most pussy ass football players we are just a bunch of homos on short shorts that have better cores (abs for all of you bros) then they do. We do not drink natty ice we drink Budweiser. We do not bang slam pieces because we bang hot skinny flexible chicks. We run 3.1 miles as fast as we can without a break. We do not make one play then sit on a bench until our heart rate is completely recovered. Put simply we kick ass, we do not grab ass (football). Oh and we run miles and miles a day. Not yards.

"Want to go play lax later?"
"No thanks, I run Cross COuntry, I'm straight."

by XC_Runner12 October 24, 2011