cocktopus

A female who participates (usually not consentingly) in intercourse with eight males. The female is commonly suspended at waist height for sufficient cock depository. In the most extreme cases the female is bound to a rottiserie and lathered in cooking oil and herbs then she rotates on the rottiserie while proceeding to take cocks from every direction.


popular places for penis depository include:
anus, ear(aka brain jab), nostrils, rolls(if shes a porker), between webbing of feet and hands, eye sockets, belly button.

that slut had a cocktopus coming to her if i ever saw one!

guy1:when that girl passed out last night me and the boys bound her to a rottiserie a covered her in oregano and cocktapussed her left right & center.
guy2: OH shit! did you see become a quadriplegic?

by Kip & Dancan August 22, 2008

cockPorn

This is the farmars way o' doin it! Jack K attempted to say: "Pass the popcorn", he failed miserably.

"Pass me the cockporn" - Jack K, Barcelona Trip

by LVMPD fan October 5, 2008

cockpipe

The urethra. The tube running through the male reproductive organ

Man#1 cockpipe
Man#2 COCKPIPE!!!!
or
if you dont shut up i will shove a pineapple up your cockpipe sir.

by rabadabadongscrotch December 24, 2008

Cockpuppet

A person who is the sexual plaything for a man. Typically a young, nubile, naive girl.

"He's 42; she's 18. She's totally his cockpuppet."

"He played her like his little cockpuppet!"

by Fozter June 2, 2009

Cockpipe

The throat of a female, homosexual male, or some dogs, that's primary function is to produce a path for a penis to flow.

"Man I hope she gives me a blowjob tonight."

"No way man, she's got the flu. Her cockpipe is all sorts of clogged up."

"Nah dude I know. It just needs some plumbing."

by bigthumb October 11, 2009

cockophobe

When a dick is so big that she puts on a face that says you better not put that where i think your gonna put that

When i took out my 13 inch cock Laura had become suddenly cockophobic

by Doobie June 1, 2003

Cocktopus

A word used to represent the ratio of men to women at a party or gathering. The word is an abbreviation of "cock to pussy ratio".

I'm down to hit up that party, but I need to check the cocktopus first.

by chompums November 3, 2009