cockonics

1. The language of love, or sweet-talking some sweet young lady into your bed. A takeoff of the word "ebonics" for inner-city speech.

2. The art of whipping out your cock to pick up a woman, satisfied that its sheer length and girth will win her over rather than conversation or spending an assload of money on the theater and an expensive dinner.

"Wow, dude, you picked up seven bizzos in seven days! How do you do it? Do you speak cockonics?"

by Lord Zoltar November 23, 2005

Cockonest

commonly know as cock honest.
Is act in which one tells the truth about cock size.

For example
"To be Cockonest with bro I'm only about a 5 incher"

by Cockonost May 8, 2014

cockonuts

1:) Not just insane but cock-o-nuts insane.

2:) Dick & balls euphemism.

3:) Jim's granny from American Pie 3.

HERMAPHRODITE #1: Dude, why do you have that Sony Playstation 3 up your ass?
DUDE: Because I like it.
HERMAPHRODITE #1:Dude, you're not just insane, you're cockonuts.
DUDE: Thanks.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish February 17, 2009

Cockonut

A piece of wood shaped like a mango that falls off trees.

Oh look, a cockonut fell off this tree!

by ZacAttak November 27, 2023