Choch JÖNTER

a pussy you make fun of or someone who often gets ridiculed.

vu man chu - a choch jonter king

that girl is a Choch JÖNTER.

those guys over there are nothing but Choch JÖNTER.

by eddyomama December 13, 2008

choch poch

1. verb The simultaneous combination of a 'donkey punch' & 'cooter kick.'
(both may be looked up in this dictionary)

2. The 'choch poch' may be used verbally as an arguement ender. (more common use)

Taken literally, this could be a very unsatisfactory for the women involved to say the least.

*The two uses of the 'choch poch' may be compared to the word fuck- It may be taken literally or as an expression of speech. Though as an expression of speech it can still be offensive, the literal meaning is not normally implied.

A- I called shotgun first!
B- Bullshit, I'm sitting in the front seat.
A- Dude, I'm gonna choch poch you.
B- Damnit! (person B gives up front seat)

C- Who gets the last beer?
D- Choch Poch!
C- Fuck.

by Jimmey February 25, 2007

choch police

An amazing task force that defends this great land of the choch's that are invested everywhere

Those choch's are attacking, I look there's the choch police we're saved.

by Dibo BAGGINS January 9, 2014

choch willy

The conventional "wet willy" but.. instead if using spit... the finger is inserted into a wet vagina before going in the ear of the victim.

Holy shit man... I didn't do the dishes and my wife gave me a choch willy!

by thamightywhitey! March 11, 2019

choch rodriguez

fatass

choch rodriguez: farts

everyone: dies*

by Hdhdbdhrbr May 24, 2022

Dingle-Choch

Also known as Dingle-Chooch or Dingle-Cheech; the degree of severity varies. A word made by Amanda Moore as an insult to describe the udermost stupid idiot of all existence. Can be used more than once.

Guy: I didn't do any of my homework last night.
Girl: Oh my god what a dingle-choch.

by Amplifyer September 26, 2019

Chad Choch

A boy who usually is a frat boy and is white. They go to expensive private schools that usually require uniforms. Chad choches wear sweaters around their necks and shop at vineyard vines on the daily.

Friend: Why do you always look like a frat boy?
Chad: Because i’m a chad choch obviously.

by daddykatty November 9, 2019