Dry Chippydog

When a girl or guy ferociously gives a guy a handjob against his will and with no lubricant.

Adam: ahh Maddy what are you doing?!
Maddy: Im too tired to get the lube.
Adam: nooo! Not a dry chippydog!

by pinchybrah August 3, 2019

Mad finna chapped

Some stupid shit Zach said a few months ago. Meaning really angry.

On an anger scale of 1-10, “mad finna chapped” is anywhere between a 7 and 10; although in rare circumstances, it can mean 11.

“Bruh I’m mad finna chapped, my cousin’s boyfriend stole all the sandwich meat again.”

by Stupid shit from Canada April 17, 2019

Beef Chipper

A snaggle toothed prostitute with a busted up grill.

Stay away from that prostitute broooohhh. She's a beef chipper. She's known to gnaw it raw.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Chopped Beef

A hot, sloppy blow job that is a little too toothy for comfort.

Man that two dollar whore slobbed my knob last night but I ended up with chopped beef.

That's why I prefer a hot gummy braaaaahhhh!!!!

by Eaton Holgoode January 3, 2016

Chapped asshole

When you've had the squits, subsequently have had to wipe your ass about 6 times in less than an hour, what was once plump and robust is now a dry shrivelled husk of an anus. That is chapped asshole.

Awwww.... yooooooo......... I've got chapped asshole

by Chappedasshole April 5, 2019

dead chopped

A way of saying “really ugly” in a way to hurt somebody’s feelings.

Friend: “Nah bro, I look good right now.”
Other friend: “Nah bro, I’m sorry to tell you but you’re dead chopped.”

by Chickenhead forest April 21, 2020

you got me chopped

Another way of saying you got me fucked up

If you think Ima run a mile you got me chopped

by Yougotmechopped August 3, 2016