Like a quarter of the people have allegations, pretty much everyone has anxiety and or depression, a good number of us are autistic, a fair deal of us have never used deodorant and they're worried about maintaining a reputation goodbye
by NoPleaseNotAgainICantDoThis May 12, 2024
Get the Chapel Hill Kidsmug. Once a very large, very 'brain-washed' society of zombie staff, is now a revolutionized community of new teachers and kids that are smarter than previous 'rich brats' that once attended.
Having kicked out the old, brainless hag running the school into the ground, the school seems to be improving as a younger, and more competent principle has stepped forward to take the reigns.
Taking a more 'liberal' and 'open' aspect to their education surrounding the Bible, kids are not as berated as they were once before. However, the children attending the school are still gossipers and no good rich kids.
As for the Bible department, one still cannot walk if you haven't taken the fourth year; hopefully this mundane rule shall be reconsidered with the new head of the school. But, they have employed more proficient Bible teachers that no longer drill the gurgling nonsense into children's heads.
Still as expensive as hell, though.
Having kicked out the old, brainless hag running the school into the ground, the school seems to be improving as a younger, and more competent principle has stepped forward to take the reigns.
Taking a more 'liberal' and 'open' aspect to their education surrounding the Bible, kids are not as berated as they were once before. However, the children attending the school are still gossipers and no good rich kids.
As for the Bible department, one still cannot walk if you haven't taken the fourth year; hopefully this mundane rule shall be reconsidered with the new head of the school. But, they have employed more proficient Bible teachers that no longer drill the gurgling nonsense into children's heads.
Still as expensive as hell, though.
Students of 2006-2011: "God, I f*cking hate Calvary Chapel Murrieta. I can't wait to leave to blahblahblah next year - I'm NEVER coming back to this sh*t hole!"
Students of 2012-2015: "You know what? Calvary isn't that bad any more... Once they got rid of that f*cking b*tch that used to be Principle, now it's somehow manageable. I think I'll stick it through 'til next year... Still as expensive as hell though."
Students of 2012-2015: "You know what? Calvary isn't that bad any more... Once they got rid of that f*cking b*tch that used to be Principle, now it's somehow manageable. I think I'll stick it through 'til next year... Still as expensive as hell though."
by HandleIt June 6, 2014
Get the Calvary Chapel Murrietamug. A daring street racer whose reckless maneuvers resemble a test of faith, often resulting in chaos reminiscent of divine punishment.
by RekaB March 8, 2024
Get the Chapel Drivermug. Becky's Queef Chapel sounded like the harmonica from Blues Traveler when I was pounding it with my Womb Wrecker last night.
by Mike Oxstiff January 9, 2023
Get the Queef Chapelmug. by Izb October 9, 2020
Get the Chapelledmug. Yeah, me and the old lady are making a trip to Vatican City to visit the Sixteen Chapel. I don’t believe in that Catholic bullshit, but I don’t want to get cut-off by the old lady so I would have to resort to flogging the pope or beating the bishop.
by LaughingAloud April 21, 2025
Get the Sixteen Chapelmug. The moment a baby touches your hand from inside the womb while having sex’s.
(In reference to the art piece by Michelangelo, The Creation of Adam found in the Sistine Chapel.)
(In reference to the art piece by Michelangelo, The Creation of Adam found in the Sistine Chapel.)
As stated by Mike Cannon during a comedy skit on TikTok.
“I don’t know about you guys, but my optimal way to orgasm is not while I’m Sistine Chapelling with my unborn kid”
“I don’t know about you guys, but my optimal way to orgasm is not while I’m Sistine Chapelling with my unborn kid”
by Mow Mow is stressed out November 12, 2021
Get the Sistine Chapellingmug.