left centre

Drinking or consuming drugs to excess. So inebriated that upon attempting to sit down on the toilet one misses and takes the left half of the seat right to the centre. Of their rear, that is.

"Broski, I just overheard that lesbian say she went left centre. She must really be pickled!"

by silkbowtie January 11, 2012

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Al-Hayat Media Centre

ISIS owned media company, infamous for their openings on nasheeds or videos. Simply

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John (kafir) I hate Al-Hayat!! They're nasheeds are ass!
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by TheSwagMessiah December 27, 2023

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APCC has a fully integrated treatment suite that offers the most advanced treatment in surgical, radiation and medical procedures. True to the Apollo Pillars of Expertise and Excellence, the Centre brings together a powerful team of clinicians renowned globally in cancer care.

Apollo Proton Cancer Centre (APCC) is the first and only proton therapy centre in South Asia and Middle East and it is India's first JCI accredited Cancer hospital.

by Apollo Proton November 25, 2021

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Win Research Centre

Data is the new science and WRC holds few answers with Big Data Analytics and Artificial Intelligence.

Turn Data Into Ultimate Value for your Business with Win Research Centre (WRC).

by Smoxy 98 November 25, 2021

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Montclair Sperm Donor Centre

The Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a place where dreams are fulfilled, where fortunes are won and lost in the blink of an eye. Located deep within the bosom of the Southern end of the township of Montclair, CA, the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a glistening totem, a shining beacon, in a wasteland of gloomy dark tartarus. The site is open to all of Montclair's citizens, with the exception of Richard Burnish. Equipped with state of the art cum-extraction tools, you just have to sit back, and we do all the work. Currently hiring new custodian staff.

"I heard Evan is the janitor at the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre. I saw him sleeping on a pile of newspapers and Subway napkins in the closet after his shift ended."

by Evan The Cum Janitor October 31, 2022

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