Carson

to have a strange obsession with pandas

Boy: Let's go see Kung Fu Panda...
Girl: Stop being a carson, i hate pandas!

by MJ Repp June 30, 2008

Carson

You like cock and balls eh?

Jschlatt hates stall, and Carson gets content off it

by TheGreatLogan September 4, 2019

Carson

A HOMELESS MAN THAT LIVES IN A SHITTER.

Oh man! He really is a Carson!

by FrogMolester July 18, 2018

Carson

a stinky shriveled poo

ew it’s...carson

by fukduk123 October 20, 2020

Carson

A really tall kid at my school, and we all know he likes Audrey. Except maybe Audrey. He also wore fucking speedos to Sienna's birthday party.

Imao he told me himself he liked Audrey.

P1: OMG istg Carson has a huge crush on Audrey.
P2: Ikr, it's so obvious.

by Fucking ole dinosaur December 17, 2021

Carson

A stupid little bitch that only cares about himself.

Why are you being such a Carson?

by AlexDaBean March 30, 2022

Carson

8ball Legend

Carson just beat me in 8ball
I’m training to go up against Carson in 8ball

by SmoothJazzStops April 16, 2020