Carson

to have a strange obsession with pandas

Boy: Let's go see Kung Fu Panda...
Girl: Stop being a carson, i hate pandas!

by MJ Repp July 11, 2008

Carson

You like cock and balls eh?

Jschlatt hates stall, and Carson gets content off it

by TheGreatLogan September 04, 2019

Carson

a stinky shriveled poo

ew it’s...carson

by fukduk123 October 21, 2020

Carson

A HOMELESS MAN THAT LIVES IN A SHITTER.

Oh man! He really is a Carson!

by FrogMolester July 18, 2018

Carson

"I. WAS. BIRTHED. A. FEMALE. AND. MY. NAME. IS. CARSON." That was me, also a person that is very LGBTQ+

Person: Oh there's a new student named Carson

Other person: I hope he's cute!

Person: NAMES DON'T HAVE GENDERS-

by FlowerBish May 31, 2021

Carson

Carson is a guy with a nice jawline and good hair (maybe even a perm). He’s a chill dude, and is easy to talk to and be friends with. Though he’s a little immature and slightly awkward at times, he’ll quickly have you infatuated by his sweet texts and engaging conversations. Watch out if he gets sick, though- he’s especially susceptible to the infamous man cold.

Carson isn’t texting me back...is he mad at me, or is he coming down with the flu?

by Claire M. January 06, 2019

carson

rapist

carson raped a women and children

by sexybabbykkk May 23, 2022