carpe phallum

From the Latin "Carpe Deim" meaning "seize the day", thus "carpe phallum" would be "sieze the penis". A great thing to yell in American History class.

Johny told his history teacher to "Carpe Phallum", which see happily did for him after class.

by BoardStiff June 11, 2006

carpe puswah

Meaning literally 'Seize the pussy' Possibly an anachronistic term having to do with the magistrates in Britain in the middle ages and the rampant alley cat problem. It has evolved into more mundane use.

Yeah Mike - headin' to the beach - you know "Carpe' Puswah"!!!

by GameJunkieJim June 10, 2004

Carpe Diem

A word originating from the Latin language, meaning "seize the day". This phrase has began to be used to as a motivation for people to just seize the day,to stop messing around, and to live life on the edge.

After that talk with coach Consbruck, made me realize that we have to just carpe diem and go all out with whatever I do

by paulie cipriani January 12, 2009

carpe diem

Homer Simpson says "Seize the Doughnut", forget about siezing the day.

Carpe diem, MMMmmm... Doughnuts

by Huw_Jarse November 10, 2005

Carpe Diem

Carpe Diem in latin means sieze the day. It is the Renaissance way of saying YOLO.

Teacher: Carpe Diem was a major concept of Renaissance poetry and literature.

High school student (to other student): does she mean "YOLO?"

by Johnny768 November 5, 2012

carpe diem

originated by roman boys when girls didn't want to have sex with them. Meant that we might not be here tomorrow, so let's seize the moment today!

Roman Boy: hey, wanna have sex?
Roman Girl: i dunno...
Roman Boy: c'mon, carpe diem!
Roman Girl: okay!

by puer romanus January 27, 2009

carp lips

When a females vaginal flaps are so loose and saggy they hang down like carp lips.

Person 1: See that chick in the bikini over there? Check out her Carp lips!

Person 2: Ewwww that's rank

by L Doggz October 2, 2007