Credit Whore

A person who thinks that just because they did something nice one time that they are entitled to bitch at everyone and be the worlds biggest asshole and when you get mad about it they say, "BUT WAIT, there was that one time I..." and then you just want to punch them in the balls and call them a douchebag.

The only reason David was nice for a week is so that he can remind me of it when he's a little bitch all the time. He is such a credit whore.

by ughhhhh April 12, 2006

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credit or debit

before completing a credit or debit, you must ask credit or debit sir/ma'am, slide ones hand through the center crack of another individuals ass crack.

yesterday i was asked credit or debit, and i answered debit innocently and unsuspectingly got a credit or debit then a hand swiped up my ass crack. then screamed, "I like it rough".

by bummyland November 13, 2011

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Coochie Credit

1. When a female goes out with a man and doesn’t put out. He is extending her credit
that he expects to cash in the future.

2. When a female spends a male time and money that is in the friend zone and doesn’t give anything in return.

~Kevin Samuels

Hey girlfriend are you free this weekend?
No i’m busy, I have to get rid of some of this Coochie Credit.

by RedPillYT July 29, 2021

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credit bureau

An organization that specializes in providing damaging information on citizens to employers, banks, credit card companies and prospective spouses. The information doesn't have to be true, or even the same person as listed with them.

He couldn't get a wife or buy a house because the credit bureau had told the banks he had bad credit and ruined his reputation.

by Marlaette May 22, 2008

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