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Crap is my favorite music
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Feces that was excreted by an animal that had a completely coprophageious food source.

Effectively crap that has been recrapped. Like if a dog eats cat crap then craps on your living room floor.

Used non literally to exaggerate dissatisfaction with somethings quality. Written as "crap²" but spoken as "crap squared" or "crap to the second power" can also be increased to C³ and so forth.
"Dude your wife's cooking taste like crap²( crap squared)." "Whatever bro, you probably taste your breath, i t smells like crap³( crap to the third power)!"
by Joshamaphone May 18, 2022
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The words and/or noises that come out of a politicians mouth before, after or during election.
Politician: When o become president i will cure cancer, end world hunger and lover the taxes by 200%.

Electors: How about immigrants?

Politician: I will stop all immigrants, unless you support immigration, in that case i fully supports immigrants and every thing they stand for.

This is and example of crap
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The thing that some YouTubes think is not a swear word also used to describe the poo you ejected from ur asshole after ur dad walks in and finds out u didn’t flush
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1. A milder swear alternative to shit (n)

2. The process of pooping (v)

3. Used to describe something gross (adj.)

4. Used to state how something is inferior in quality
1. Oh crap.

2. I just went to take a crap.

3. What is that crap?

4. That's a real crappy car you're driving there son.
by Prizrak July 9, 2015
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poop or just plain disapointment, for those of you that are into British slang, its basicaly just like saying "Bugger"
The cops are after me! I lost my shirt to a rabid hobo! And now I have AIDS! Crap!
by fotia autos March 20, 2008
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you
you are crap
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