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A kid who's basically a huge asshole. He's a blonde-haired dick head who can't be beat in knockout basketball or he'll rage and call you a faggot while pointing the middle finger at you. then he will kick the game ball across the court and go cry in a corner.
Guy-"I played a game of knockout against what's his name and he raged and kicked the ball like an asshole."

Girl- "Oh you mean Conner."

Guy-"yeah thats the one."
Conner by THEFUCKINGTRUTHBITCH!!! November 10, 2014
Just one of those a boys that is always sitting on the slide at the elementary schools. Waiting to meet that next new kid that wants to hang out. Even knowing he is way older than them that he still wants to hang out with them.
There’s a Conner over there I’m going to go talk to him
Conner by Eowzers April 27, 2019
Conner by IsOkMan999 August 31, 2022
A douche bag liar that'll trick you into being in a relationship with him just so he can fuck with your head and disappear all the time.
Conners a fucking douche bag and I hope he chokes on an apple.
Conner by Idontwantahandleok April 23, 2017
gay guy who has a bf named keith. has never had a kids longer than 7 seconds. only crushes on foreign girls, post-lydia
conner: “can I use the bathroom
teacher: “sure!”
friends: “omg he is such a conner, going to meet keith again!!!
conner by chocolatelover318 May 7, 2018
A generally good person to be around, great sense of humor until you say something that doesn't sit well with them, gets butt hurt and tends to throw their ass around for an extended period of time, often over exaggerates a situation and almost never knows when to drop an argument, whether he's wrong or not, tends to continue saying why he's slightly right even when the thing he was arguing about was lost. Tends to stick to information he himself is not aware If it holds its place in the are of fact over myth. Tends to get upset when he is given something for free and then expects it to happen on a regular basis. Also gets upset if you get on to him for something bad he did even if it has reason he wont listen to it. Likes to beat dogs and bum weed
"Hey Ethan can I play your xbox?"

"Sure conner, just watch the batteries, you left em out last time."

"GAH FUCK HOLY SHIT RAAAAAAA"
Conner by SirSpankMeCrotch November 1, 2018