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Comcaster

Is an employee who has worked at Comcast for their entire professional career and believes Comcast is better than sliced bread in everything they do! The Kool Aid is drank on a daily basis!
Mike is a Comcaster, only take in about 50% of what he says as he drinks daily from the corporate Kool Aid!
by broberts22 December 17, 2019
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Comcast and coitus

The act of sexual intercourse while having Comcast on the TV in the background.
Boy: Netflix and chill?
Girl: Sorry, I only have cable.
Boy: How about Comcast and coitus?
by Mattoooo December 18, 2015
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getting Comcasted

A. Losing connection or experiencing an extreme LAG spike at a pivotal moment when you need your internet to work, such as a boss fight in an online game or during a big presentation over zoom.

B. also known as getting "Xfinity'd"
Hey guys! Sorry I caused us to wipe and lose hours of raid progress - I keep getting Comcasted.

My apologies, Mr. Arasaka. I got Xfinity'd during the presentation with the investors. I'll commit seppuku now...
by Tamilder April 15, 2021
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Comcast

A cable company many people from Minnesota most likely have/had
Comcast is slow as fuck
by ErikTheEliminator151 September 8, 2023
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Comcasting

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.
"How is your date going?"

"He's comcasting me, but I'm the one who agreed to it, so I'll just have to pay the check when the time comes. It sucks that the dating scene is so small."
by SingleModeFiber January 4, 2016
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