Is an employee who has worked at Comcast for their entire professional career and believes Comcast is better than sliced bread in everything they do! The Kool Aid is drank on a daily basis!
Mike is a Comcaster, only take in about 50% of what he says as he drinks daily from the corporate Kool Aid!
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Get the Comcast and coitus mug.A. Losing connection or experiencing an extreme LAG spike at a pivotal moment when you need your internet to work, such as a boss fight in an online game or during a big presentation over zoom.
B. also known as getting "Xfinity'd"
B. also known as getting "Xfinity'd"
Hey guys! Sorry I caused us to wipe and lose hours of raid progress - I keep getting Comcasted.
My apologies, Mr. Arasaka. I got Xfinity'd during the presentation with the investors. I'll commit seppuku now...
My apologies, Mr. Arasaka. I got Xfinity'd during the presentation with the investors. I'll commit seppuku now...
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"How is your date going?"
"He's comcasting me, but I'm the one who agreed to it, so I'll just have to pay the check when the time comes. It sucks that the dating scene is so small."
"He's comcasting me, but I'm the one who agreed to it, so I'll just have to pay the check when the time comes. It sucks that the dating scene is so small."
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