Cigar Cutter

An anus, called the 'cigar cutter' because it resembles the cutting action of a cigar when a turd is half way out.

The phone was ringing in the middle of my dump, so I pinched it off half way with my cigar cutter.

by Popcorn Chicken May 29, 2005

meat cigar

meat cigars is my giant wang being puffed on by brian's mom

Brian: "Mom, what're you doing?"
His Mom: "MMmmmmMMormrbsbmdmmmm" (Can't hear her cause my meat cigar is in her mouf)

by wantsome August 12, 2004

rubber cigar

Devise that killed the 3 kings at the "We found baby Jesus" party.

We three kings of orient are trying to smoke a rubber cigar. it was loaded and exploded, now we're on yonder star.

by gnarts December 14, 2008

mexican cigar

When a woman snorts cocaine off of an erect penis.

Did you hear that chick gave Horatio a mexican cigar in the bathroom of TGI Fridays?

by jhal August 29, 2006

PINK CIGAR

The male reproductive organ (Penis).
A slang term used to indicate another person is homosexual and has a strong desire to suck on a penis.

1. Justin Render smokes pink cigar from morning to night.
2. Clay Aiken worships the pink cigar.

by Noreturn December 28, 2005

colombian cigar

The process of shitting inside someone else’s asshole.

Thomas: I gotta shit dude
Zane: Shut up before I give you a Colombian cigar

by Ryzarix August 14, 2021

Cyber cigar

Someone who's getting milked out on the internet (mostly for YTP's) and trolled by everone.

CopperCab is such a cyber cigar.

by YORAMRW June 10, 2014