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Y-chromosomed dog

Son of a Y-chromosomed dog!
The Y-chromosomed dog had 6 puppies.
by PigeonSlayer February 7, 2019
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Gingelaxa Y. Chromesomis

Gingelaxa Y. Chromesomis is a debilitating genetic disease that affects 1 in 1 females over the age of birth. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: The lack of the ability to recognize sarcasm, the inability to shut the hell up, blather...ing on about something no one cares about, asking incessant questions about simple things that should be obvious, the inability to fix anything without asking for a males help, the inability to use tools, the inability to drive a stick properly, the unreasonable desire to shop for shoes that they don't need, carrying a purse, dressing slutty, and not getting what Gingelaxa Y. Chromesomis is. There is is no known treatment of cure except for death. The only sufferers are always the male that has to interact with the affected person. While there have been a few cases of a person with this disease overcoming it, it is EXTREMELY rare. Even when this condition has been tried to be corrected with surgery, the condition persists.
1-That girl is really stupid.
2-You know she has Gingelaxa Y. Chromesomis?
by Fatty Mcgee2639 December 14, 2010
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Chromedome

A person who performs oral sex while wearing a "grill" (jewelry for ones teeth) in their mouth.
Sally gave me chromedome last Saturday in the park.

I totally received major chromedome yesterday!

That girl can give some mean chromedome.
by Bambam March 28, 2009
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99% Chromosomer

Arguably defined as "protesters" who assume the moniker of representing 99% of the American tax-paying population; "...Chromosomers" inferring the 1% genome differential between an ape and an actual human being -- namely those who object to being spoken for by professional partiers and people who quit their jobs to protest whatever the fuck isn't handed to them.
Dude:

"Dude! Holy shit! That chick just TOTALLY dropped a deuce in the street and wiped her ass with her dress! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!"

Other dude:

"Those are your 99% Chromosomers, man. They don't give a fuck. Sad, huh?"

Dude:
"I'd hit that, though..."
by brohammered October 13, 2011
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Cuomosome

A threesome with a female, typically a middle aged suburban mom and both Cuomo brothers; Chris Cuomo of CNN and his older brother, Andrew Cuomo, the Rock star governor of NY. Most often preceded by a full home cooked meal of spaghetti and meatballs.
During this Covid19 lockdown I am having crazy dreams. In last night's dream, I had sexy time with both Andy and Chris Cuomo. I cannot wait til this "stay-at-home" order is lifted so I can invite them the two of over to "stay at home" for a full Cuomosome.
by Alt Linguist April 15, 2020
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XY chromosone

Refers to the ability of men to listen to women without hearing anything they say. Generally used by one woman to another as an excuse for losing track of a uninteresting monologue that suddenly requires input.
"So if he said that he meant to say that he didn't say it, but he did say it, but because I didn't hear it, I can't really hold it against him. What do you think?"

"Huh? Damn, girl, I'm sorry. I just went all XY chromosone for a minute."
by SuperMilkChan December 14, 2008
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chromosones

A genetic thread of human dna.
usually used in insult
YOU'RE MISSING A CHROMOSONE/CHROMOSONES YOU MONGOLOID CUNT
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