I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight

Fucking bitch shoot the gun have some fun

I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight . Right now. NOOOOO

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 26, 2020

Don’t go out with the boys if you can’t get up with the men

Don’t go out for drinks and take a shit load of narcotics if you’re going to be a pussyio and not get up for work the next day, get up get at it and seize the day. No sick days just bangin headaches. More life

Marcus - “John keeps calling in sick after a heavy session, it’s happened a couple of times this month and he might lose his job if he keeps it going”

Zeus - “John shouldn’t have gone out with the lads for drinks if he wasn’t going to get up and go to work in the morning”

- Only the og’s can hoof that last stitcher at 8am & still make it in time for work @ 9am with a coffee, feg in one hand and a croissant in the other as if normal, get the job done n dusted & get back on the drink later that day.

- Don’t go out with the boys if you can’t get up with the men

- Priorities come first

by moneymmitch June 28, 2021

If you can’t say nothing nice, don’t say nothing at all

This is usually something someone who is really annoying will say. They are usually called Nigel. If someone says this to you then you should throw a manky stick at them.

Me: “ Your so ugly, you manky Stick”
Nigel: “If you can’t say nothing nice, don’t say nothing at all”

by Elle-Woody January 31, 2020

Very very very cute I can’t keep my eyes off you

My amazing boyfriend (omg I can’t believe I can say that now) who makes me so freaking happy and I would do anything for :)

Him: that word is not in the dictionary

Me: wanna bet

Me: very very very cute I can’t keep my eyes off you

by Ummmhello? August 2, 2021

illiterate people can’t read the bible

Used when people don’t understand that something is smart/good because they lack understanding of the subject.

“Don’t worry dude, your album/movie/project isn’t bad, illiterate people can’t read the bible”

by muwtu May 3, 2020

Georgette can’t sing day

Everyday is a georgette can’t sing

Did you know today is a georgette can’t sing day

by user181182828 October 8, 2020

I Can’t Go For That (No Can Do)

Easy, ready, willing, overtime
Where does it stop
Where do you dare me
To draw the line
You've got the body
Now you want my soul
Don't even think about it
Say no go

I, I 'll do anything
That you want me to do
And I'll do almost anything
That you want me to, ooh

But I can't go for that, no (no) no can do
No, I can't go for that, no (no) no can do
I can't go for that, no (no) no can do

I can't go for that
Can't go for that
Can't go for that
Can't go for that

I can go for being twice as nice
I can go for just repeating
The same old lines
Use the body
Now you want my soul
Ooh, forget about it
Now say no go

I, I'll do anything
That you want me to do
I'll do almost anything
That you want me to

But I can't go for that, no (no) no can do
I can't go for that, no (no) no can do
I can't go for that, no (no) no can do

I can't go for that
Can't go for that
Can't go for that
Can't go for that

Yeah, I, I'll do anything
That you want me to do
And I'll do almost anything
That you want me to

But I can't go for that, no (no) no can do
I can't go for that, no (no) no can do
I can't go for that, no (no) no can do

I can't go for that
Can't go for that
Can't go for that
I can't go for that

No I can't go for that, no (no) no can do
I can't go for that, no no, no can do
I can't go for that, (no no no no) no I can't go for that

I Can’t Go For That (No Can Do)
No can't do
I can't go for that (no no no no can't do)
I can't go for that
I can't go for that, yeah (no can do)
No, no, no, no, no, no

by Death Menace July 10, 2023