butthole mc junior

A butthole Mc junior is someone that is being a jerk but is also your sibling. Butthole Mc Junior’s are usually older than you, and can be real annoying. You should NEVER want to be one when you’re older.

Ugh, dude my sister is such a butthole Mc junior! She won’t leave me alone.

by Liv8780 May 21, 2020

Brycey Butthole

A very ugly little boy. He's ok at football and basketball. He walks like a duck. He has the best sister ever. He is also a generous burper.

Look, it's Brycey Butthole.

by Brycey Butthole March 18, 2019

Wasabi Nigga Butthole

When an African American male uses wasabi as a substitute for lube in the act of anal sex.

Oh dat nigga Bobby doin wasabi nigga butthole to Brittney

by Lil Dougie 69 June 10, 2019

butthole pleasures

what life is not about

life is not about butthole pleasures

by mike litoriss December 9, 2008

Butthole Boulder

1) A hard, rocky turd, usually spherical but can be patty-shaped. Just one, no more no less, in the bowl, as if it cracked off a canyon wall.

2) Any kind of stone shaped shit that may or may not tear one's anus on the way out.

3) What almost squished Indiana Jones in his first movie before he deftly dodged it to safety.

4) What can sometimes dangerously develop in one's lowers after eating two whole, nutritious loaves of white Wonderbread simultaneously without drinking a glass of water.

Dude, that butthole boulder you just launched rolled like a stone down the bowl like some underwater pinball machine. See if you can fish it out. We need a new doorstop.

by Wyatt Junker July 10, 2011

Double Butthole

Unfortunately, some girls' cooters smell so bad, it's as if they had not one, but TWO buttholes.

I was so excited to tap that ho I met at the club last night, but she got double butthole!

by Dr. Evil 518 January 24, 2011

Butthole Selfie

The act in which a woman bends over, spreads their butt cheeks with one hand, and uses the other free arm to reach behind and photograph their anal sphincter in order to send it to another individual on an internet dating site.

I wanted to see if this chick was {d.t.f.} so I asked her to send me a butthole selfie.

by Butthole Selfie January 29, 2015