A person who climbs in through an unlocked window to steal someone's fresh turd before they've even had a chance to flush it.
An dedicated Turd Burglar will then wait for the ideal moment to throw his stinking, hot, wet, prize; through the open window of a passing car.
You'll find at least one Turd Burglar in every large town or city
An dedicated Turd Burglar will then wait for the ideal moment to throw his stinking, hot, wet, prize; through the open window of a passing car.
You'll find at least one Turd Burglar in every large town or city
'Where's it gone. Why is the window open?'
'The turd burglar. He's struck again.'
(Hysterical Screaming)
'The turd burglar. He's struck again.'
(Hysterical Screaming)
by travisbickle86 February 18, 2018
Get the Turd Burglarmug. by Aqua Lantern January 26, 2011
Get the Fuck Burglarmug. by psycho bitch March 16, 2004
Get the turd burglarmug. when the oppertunity for you to turn in your vehicle is foiled by another motorist or pedestrian getting in your way, thus thwarting your movement.
you are at a right turn only light and mean to turn right. just before light turns red another car coming towards you turns left, thus turn-burglaring you, removing the possibility for you to turn during light.
by raychelle October 29, 2007
Get the turn-burglaringmug. That kid, Jonathan, from "Who's the Boss" is a straight up terd burglar. Robble, robble. Cagobble, cagobble.
by Phil Kuntz December 2, 2002
Get the terd burglarmug. 
A toilet where your turds disappear rather than float or rest on the bottom, before you have a chance to look at them, leaving a very unsatisfied feeling.
by Ross Caldwell November 7, 2003
Get the turd burglarmug.