Booty-Burglar

A person that steals your girl.

I was flirting with that chick and then a Booty-Burglar came in and stole her.

by KC Rappa November 4, 2016

Fuck Burglar

1. One who takes another's virginity
2. An alternative term for a Cock Blocker

Arron: Dudes, I'm officially a Fuck Burglar
Shane: Good lad

by Aqua Lantern January 26, 2011

turd burglar

Another name for a gay man/boy.

Elton John is a turd burglar!

by psycho bitch March 16, 2004

turn-burglaring

when the oppertunity for you to turn in your vehicle is foiled by another motorist or pedestrian getting in your way, thus thwarting your movement.

you are at a right turn only light and mean to turn right. just before light turns red another car coming towards you turns left, thus turn-burglaring you, removing the possibility for you to turn during light.

by raychelle October 29, 2007

terd burglar

a homosexual

That kid, Jonathan, from "Who's the Boss" is a straight up terd burglar. Robble, robble. Cagobble, cagobble.

by Phil Kuntz December 2, 2002

Dirt Burglar

see also, Turd Burglar

That dude is a total turd burglar

by Arilakon May 25, 2003

turd burglar

A toilet where your turds disappear rather than float or rest on the bottom, before you have a chance to look at them, leaving a very unsatisfied feeling.

"I took a huge dump but this damned turd burglar stole it. Bastard!"

by Ross Caldwell November 7, 2003