stomach budget

Theoretical stomach capacity available for a meal, often used in the context of preparing for a large meal or buffet.

"Let's order the wings, a pizza, ribs and dessert".
"I don't know if I have the stomach budget for all that".

"OMG! Everything at this buffet looks amazing! Going to have to work out my stomach budget to make the most of this".

by thelonefoodie July 5, 2016

Go full budget

Spending lots of money on something/someone

Man, I'm gonna go full budget on that present! I'll buy her a car!

by ravenana August 22, 2016

Billy Bob Budget

super human from the Haulass Garage show(on YouTube)
able to leap tall pallets with the VT commodore and build amazing things using some bodgy time saving techniques

on todays episode, Billy Bob Budget shows how to make a redneck parts washer with amazing results.

by fartiscrubs May 5, 2020

budget baller

A person who fronts like have Bill Gates money but rents or borrows all of their bling-bling and flashy things. Only to return them as soon as possible to get their deposit back from the rental company.

A person who rents or borrows items to front like he's doing big things. Only to have to return them to the owner after they're done fronting.

Dude not only has a rented Expedition he also has rented rims… That cat is a budget baller.

Sis was at the party fronting with her best friend’s dress on. She’s definitely a budget baller.

That nukka is a budget baller for rocking his boy's whip while he's out of town.

by Brutha Foreal September 3, 2008

Budget Cut

A Budget Cut is a is an employee that really serves no purpose and could be eliminated to save money and preserve essential positions. Budget Cuts are often seen playing solitaire and Farmville, taking multiple smoke breaks, and spending most of their time gossiping about people who are actually working. The Budget Cut may provide some services; occaisionally answering a phone, telling others who to call to resolve their issue, monitoring the whereabouts of coworkers, and generally communicating in an overtly rude and annoying manner.

Jane made a mental list of employees arriving late while she took her 7:45am smoke break. Later, she shared the names with her co-worker, Dick, via IM while harvesting her crops on Farmville. Jane is a Budget Cut waiting to happen.

by Supernance November 13, 2009

come budget

A over 39 year old man that believes he is a part of the 18-29 crowd. Talks down to other middle aged men. Says his dick only gets hard after it's half way in cause he has had so much sex it's boring. Rarely sits down. Hair is usually thinning. Talks to everyone like he knows them. Thinks of himself as scene guy. Argues with hot chicks while he decides if they are his type. Used to smell like fahrenheit. Often found in strip clubs.

Tell that come budget to slither back to the shake shack and pay someone to know him.

by Jay-lay August 24, 2010

budget hooker

A filthy, dirty, rotten, ugly slut, with a face like a smashed crab that tries to get a guy to buy her a drink for the possibility of a sexual encounter.

"Man let's get the fuck out of here! It's too late to find a good lay now, all that's left here are the budget hookers."

"Yeah, but we're gonna have to slap our way out now."

"Rooooww! Here Boys! I'm thirsty!"

"Stand down biatch! (Crack!) Budget Hooker!"

by czech yoself February 18, 2009